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Trump Detox Tours – Escape, Explore, Recharge

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Welcome to Trump Detox Tours, your curated European getaway designed for those seeking a break from the MAGA madness. Whether you're exhausted by the news cycle, tired of divisive politics, or just craving a dose of progressive European culture, we’ve got the perfect escape for you.

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Our tours highlight everything Trump isn’t a fan of—high-speed trains, universal healthcare, renewable energy, free public spaces, and diverse, open-minded communities. Relax knowing you won’t see a single MAGA hat (and if you do, your next cocktail is on us!).

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1. Northern Europe Progressive Escape

Destinations: Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Berlin
Highlights:

  • Bike-friendly Amsterdam (no SUVs needed!)

  • Copenhagen’s carbon-neutral ambitions (sorry, coal lovers)

  • Berlin’s thriving arts scene and historical resistance to authoritarianism

  • Guided tours of universal healthcare facilities (because yes, it works)

2. Southern Europe Sunshine & Socialism

Destinations: Barcelona, Madrid, Lisbon
Highlights:

  • High-speed trains between Madrid, Barcelona, and Toledo (take that, Amtrak!)

  • Free public beaches (no private resorts required)

  • Tapas, wine, and a society that values leisure over hustle culture

  • Visit Hospital del Mar—see socialized medicine in action

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